It's a zombie movie. :3

I haven't updated in forever but w/e.

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Empire Magazine has revealed its list of the 50 Greatest TV Shows ever:
1. Bold the shows you watch/watched.
2. Underline the shows you've seen at least one episode of.
3. Post your answers.


50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex and the City
45. Farscape
44. Cracker
43. Star Trek
42. Only Food and Horses
41. Band of Brothers
40. Life on Mars
39. Monty Python's Flying Circus
38. Curb Your Enthusiasm
37. Star Trek: The Next Generation
36. Father Ted
35. Alias
34. Frasier
33. CSI: Las Vegas
32. Babylon 5
31. Deadwood
30. Dexter
29. ER
28. Fawlty Towers
27. Six Feet Under
26. Red Dwarf
25. Futurama
24. Twin Peaks
23. The Office
22. The Shield
21. Angel
20. Blackadder
19. Scrubs
18. Arrested Development
17. South Park
16. Doctor Who
15. Heroes
14. Firefly
13. Battlestar Galactica
12. Family Guy
11. Seinfeld
10. Spaced
09. The X-Files
08. The Wire
07. Friends
06. 24
05. Lost
04. The West Wing
03. The Sopranos
02. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
01. The Simpsons

I watch a TONNNNN of TV but I watch all the crappy shows so they wouldn't exactly be included in a "Best Of TV" list haha.

Hey kaleidoruby remember that extra on Trish Stratus' DVD back in the day where her and Jericho where opening their gift bag from the music awards thing?

And they were like OMG CLOD HOPPERS, THESE ARE AMAZING, THEY'RE CANADIAN.

And they looked delicious, yes?

Oh look, here I found it!



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Anyway, I was in Blockbuster last night and after fucking like...what....3-4 years of looking for these things I FOUND THEM.

And they are every bit as heavenly as Jericho and Trish said they were.

Omg mmmm.

BASICS
Hi, my name is: Jenn.
Nickname(s): Jenn Jenn, Jenny, Jenny Jenn Jenn (lol), Bitch.
Birthday: October 26th.
Sign: Scorpio.
Gender: Female.
Orientation: Not a lesbian.
Heritage/Ethnicity: Puerto Rican.
Birthplace: Miami, fl.
Hometown: Miami, fl.
Current location: Miami, fl.
Marital status: Single. But I will be married very soon. >:/
Siblings: 2 older brothers, Eric and Mikey. And 2 sister in laws, Llin and Stephany.
Best friend: Meg.
Pet: Jack and Karen the Chihuahuas.

APPEARANCE/LOOKS/FEATURES
Eye color: Dark brown.
Hair color: Dark brown.
Height: 5' 6".
Shoe size: 8-9.
Pant size: WOOP WOOP PULL OVER THAT ASS TOO FAT.
Contacts/Glasses: Both.
Piercings: Ears.
Tattoos: Cherry blossoms on my left foot.
Make-up: None.
Best physical feature: MAH BOOBIES.
Braces: Yes. :(
Body type: Chunky monkey. :3
Clothing style: Idk but boobs will always be up and out.
Think you're attractive: I have my moments.

FAVORITES
Color: Red.
Band/Artist: Oh God, where do we start. Shakira, Regina Spektor, Megan Mullally & The Supreme Music Program, Coldplay.
Movie: Atm I'd say it was Baby Mama. Idk why.
TV Show: 30 Rock, SNL, Parks & Rec, Jon & Kate + 8, Real Housewives, Conan, American Idol, Will & Grace, Pushing Daisies, Arrested Development.
Cereal: Cocoa Krispies.
Book: Memoirs of a Geisha, Harry Potter, Lolita, Brave New World, The Great Gatsby.
Magazine: Ugh. Idkkkk. Probably.... People? I used to love Teen Vogue a lot too.
Food: Pizza or mac and cheese.
Drink: Orange juice.
Flower: Roses.
Website: Twitter and ONTD.
Actor/Actress: Okay get ready for this fucking list here -- Megan Mullally, Sean Hayes, Nick Offerman, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett, Molly Shannon, Kristin Chenoweth, half of the SNL cast, Robin Williams, Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey. I'm leaving people out, I know it. Bette Midler. OH MY FUCKING GOD, MERYL STREEP. HOW DID I THINK OF HER LAST?
Comedian: Conan O'Brien.
Shoe brand: The shoes I wear the most are from Urban Outfitters, idk.
Clothing brand: Don't really have one.
Store: Urban Outfitters, Target, Express.
Play: Idk, I'm not good with straight plays. I'm a big SHOWTUNES FLAMINGLY GAY musical kinda girl. I guess, as cliche as it is, Streetcar Named Desire.
Cartoon character: Angelica Pickles. She reminds me a lot of myself, sadly.
Sport: Wrestling. Haha.
Item of clothing: Shoes.
Quote: .... Something about "You don't need other peoples' approval, just figure out what you want to do and do it, damnit." Idk. -- Megan Mullally (TM). It's some variation of that. I know it ends with "Damnit!" lol.
Board game: Apples to Apples.
Video game: The Sims 2. And Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
Animal: Dogs.
Subject in school: Drama.
Car: VW Beetle.
Scent/Perfume: I'm really liking Coco Mademoiselle. I bought it for my mom but I use it more!
Instrument: Violin.
Music genre: I don't have one. I just like good music.
Type of chocolate: Dark.
Athlete: Gonna go old school here and say Trish Stratus.
Hairstyle: Depends on the person. On me? Straight & down.

FUTURE PLANS
Occupation: Idk. Either an actress or a failed actress teaching high school Drama.
College: Community college.
Husband: Yes. *glares*
Children: I want a girl. Then maybe a little boy later but def a girl.
Their names: Lucy or Barbara. *nods*
Sorority: No.
City: Idk, could be LA or it could be NYC. Lets see how much I fail at acting.
House: If I'm ever rich enough, I want a penthouse in a high rise NYC building.
Income: 4933483984390819809 DOLLARS.
Car: Porsche.

THIS OR THAT
Sonic/Whataburger: Wendy's.
Beach/Pool: Beach.
Cookie/Brownie: Brownie.
Wetseal/Forever 21: F21. Wtf Wetseal? Am I a 14 y/o chonga looking for a cheap PVC clubbing outfit?
Lust/Love: Love.
Summer/Winter: Summer.
Basketball/Soccer: Neither.
Mascara/Eyeliner: Eyeliner.
Mild/Spicy: SO FUCKING SPICY, OMG. I'm the QUEEN of Spicy.
Light/Dark: Light.
Sunset/Sunrise: Sunrise. LIKE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT'S 6:45 AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT.
Shower/Bath: Shower.
Ludacris/Bow Wow: Ludacris.
Boys/Girls: Boys.
Hug/Kiss: Kiss.
Pen/Pencil: Pen.
Truth/Dare: Dare.
Fast/Slow: Lol...um...slow?
Tall/Short: Tall.
Democrat/Republican: Democrat.
Party/Sleep: Party.
Heaven/Hell: Hell.

RANDOM
Cellphone service: AT&T.
Job: Customer service.
Ever been in a fight: Not really. Not physically.
Ever been to church: Lol like once or twice.
Ever gotten surgery: Sort of.
Ever been to a concert: Yes.
Which one(s): Britney Spears' Circus.
Allergies: None. But I get like hayfever every spring.
Fears: The dark, bugs, Freddy Kruger, Whales...like....under water, open water, the sounds whales make, supernatural shit.
Are you flexible: Yeah.
Are you double jointed: Yeah.
Ever drink: Hahaha.
Ever smoke: ^_______^
Most embarrasing moment: When my friend made me pee my pants. :(
Ultimate pizza topping: Pepperoni & sausage.
What do you wear to sleep: loose pants/no shirt, long shirt/no pants, underwear, idk.
Are you shy: No.
Bad habits: Procrastion and laziness. And insomnia.
Do you sing in the shower: Used to. Until I realized people can hear me.
Do you eat meat: Yeah.
Scared of bugs: YES OMG UGGGHHHH.
Fave childhood toy: Barbie.

OPPOSITE SEX
Kissed them: Boy have I kissed them.
Slept in the same bed with them: Naps, yeah.
Danced with them: Yeah.
Long or short hair: No preference.
Sexy or Cute: Cute. I never think guys are sexy, for some reason. I think girls are sexy/hot as fuck. But I only ever find men to be cute.
Piercing: Sure.
Tattoo: Sure.
Clothing style: Casual. No hood, though. I fucking hate that low-rise, baggy jean shit.

LAST WORDS
Time: 6:51 AM
Did you like the survey: It passed time.

It makes me so sad that Paula Abdul feel the need to whore out her name to Home Shopping Network. I have another hour and a half of this ~Paula Abdul Forever Your Girl Jewelery Collection~ coming my way!

I can't sleep so.... I'll just sit through this with my bowl of cereal. I have no bread so I can't bust out the hot dog sandwiches. :(

( Bonus: A picture of my drunk face that I apparently sent Shmeggie last night and did not remember until I found it in my Photobucket this afternoon. )

I am so into Idol now.

I was super pissed off at them this season for this Kara business and how many contestants they fucked over but FIGURES that I decide to forgive them and go back to being my Idol-obsessed self like a WEEK before the show ends.

Well, ok 2 weeks. I sort of forgave them the night they had Paula perform on the stage b/c I've seriously been wanting them to do that since season 1.

But now I'm going to be going through major withdrawal next week when it ends b/c these past couple of weeks have been amazing.

I need an AI icon now.

I have such a crush on Paula Abdul again

lol @ 2 posts in a row being about her.

Let me try to update with other shit to make this entry some what like.... to show I have a life outside of TV.

I spent a full day yesterday looking for a swimsuit and I found one at Urban Outfitters. It's very pin-up-esque which is nice.

And then I spent the afternoon with Andrea at the mall like... doing idk what. Idk how we wasted so much time there. Well I do but lol.

And then I came home and watched ~NBC Thursday Night~. It was kinda not as funny tonight. Last week was amazing for all 3 shows. This week was alright but I didn't laugh all that much which is always disappointing because I really look forward to the Parks and Rec and The Office and 30 Rock and stuff.

Ok so like I was saying. I have a crush on Paula again and it's not just because of horrible fanfiction. I'm sure once her CD comes out, after a few listens I'll be over her again. I can't wait till this bitch is 50 and starts doing comeback tours or shows in Vegas a la Celine, Bette, whoever the fuck else. Isn't she almost 50 already though? Idk I assume everyone is "like 50, right?". I used to assume everyone was "around 40-ish." Maybe because I've liked the same celebs forever and while they were ONCE like 40, now they are like 50.

Duh Jenn.

I'm rambling.

Goodbye.

OMG I found a bunch of my old Saula fanfictions and fanvideos. I'm laughing HYSTERICALLY this is so embarrassing.


Meanwhile, out in Simon's car, a single tear rolled down his face. He furiously wiped it away. But it was too late, he did the one thing he told himself he would never do. He allowed himself to love someone so much, it made him cry.


"Is that what you think? You think im bulemic again?"

OMG HAHAHAHAHA I'M FUCKING DYING. This is beautiful. I'm going to read through it alllllll.

I'm so happy the original original Saula Heaven can still be found on google. I'm going to read the fuck out of all my posts.

I'm bored. I'm supposed to be writing a paper but I can't bring myself to start.

So it's been Twitter and ONTD all morning.

Lol, someone on M-Pops told me not to insult "Meggie" and call her a midget. Right because she's ANYTHING close to being a midget and that couldn't at all have been a hyperbole to help make my point. Because when I said she was 4 ft tall...... I mean it. Lol ~Meggie~ She made a little crying face too. :'(

Me and my friend were supposed to chill today but all of my friends are so flaky so idk if that's happening. We were supposed to hang out last week too and that was a bust. I was also supposed to move in with her but yeah that deff wasn't happening.

Omg. Ok. Boring LJ entry is Boring. I'm gonna go find something to do now.